New mass extinction reported

Paparazzi are a dying race. Unmourned too, if you ask me. Here is the final nail in their coffin: a tele lens for your camera phone. No more need for gossip magazine publishers to send in a horde of heavy lens-equipped hoodlums.

Of course this was invented in Japan, a country where people value privacy highly. From now on tread carefully because nowhere is safe any more.